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grammar police：语法♀️，专门出警别人在短信打字中是否正确拼写或者使用正确的语法。否则就要纠正。

纠正办法如下：
星号➕纠正过的词。*XXX

例文出自不是冤家不聚头校园文《Savage Rivals》by becca steele
贵族学校校草Levi（我）和平民高中校草Ash（废柴）表面上是竞争对手，其实私下已经渐渐打得火热，甚至交换了手机号，开始无耻调情

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Me: I saved you as LOSER if you must know.
我：如果你一定要知道的话，我给你存的备注名是“废柴”。

Loser: As unimaginative as I thought
废柴：和我想的一样没创意

Me: What did you save me as then?
我：那你把我备注的什么？

Loser: Wouldn’t you like to know. Why are you awake anyway?
废柴：你不会想知道的。话说你怎么还不睡？

Me: This conversation is boring me and I need sleep
我：跟你的对话很无聊，有助于我睡着。

Loser: Dream of me kicking your ass in the bowl
废柴：梦见我在拳场上暴揍你吧

Me: You wish. Dream of me knocking you out
我：想得美。梦见我把你打得满地找牙

Loser: The only time that would ever happen is in your dreams
废柴：只有在你的梦中才会发生这种事

Me: I can’t wait to bring you down in front of everyone
我：我迫不及待地想在大家面前把你打倒。

Loser: Your seriously deluded
废柴：你真自欺欺人

Me: *you’re
我：*你真是

Loser: Fuck off grammar police
废柴：滚！语法警察

He also sent me three middle-finger emojis, so I sent the same back before returning my phone to my bedside table. A notification lit up my screen, and I groaned, angling my phone towards me so I could read the message.
他还给我发了三个中指的表情符号，于是我也回了三个，然后把手机放回床头柜。一条通知点亮了我的屏幕，我呻吟了一声，把手机向我倾斜，以便我能够阅读这条信息。

Loser: Sweet dreams 7
废柴：祝好梦 7号

I didn’t sleep again that night.
那天晚上我一夜无眠。